Its'a Me, Smooth Spring Jazz!

james-zachariah-carstairs:

dookiediamonds:

caribe-hippie:

youhavearighttoyourwrongopinion:

shop-blvck-nostalgia:

vimbia:

vincisomething:

agnosticwitch:

feathery-soul:

sherlck:

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

Wear a wig.
Contact lenses .
Change your accent .
Change Hand when writing .
Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa .
Contour the hell outta your face.

Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.

Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away
Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show

Y'all suspect af😂

*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*

Make sure you set up a solid alibi
Pay for everything in cash

Or, for those of you who’ve read Roald Dahl’s Lamb to the Slaughter, feed the murder weapon to the police

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

Reblog for RP

cooperxredxpanda:

If any of you would be ok with furry RPing (sexual or not) then reblog this because i have a horrible urge to rp.

(via )

kirathrace:

I love doing my thing while someone else is in the room doing their thing. Like if you come over and you want to sit by the window and read while I sit on the floor drawing something and listening to a cd that would be very nice.

(via gothboiclic)

i-speak-band-geek:

The sight of you makes my heart beat at prestissimo.
Like an etude with no breaks, you leave me breathless.
It feels like I’ve once again found myself on stage;
Terrified and euphoric all at the same time.
Suddenly, the whole world makes a grand pause.
And hearing your voice, a cadenza in the silence,
Is like hearing music for the first time, all over again.

tuba-terror:

tuba-twerk-team:

babybachribs:

dennisbrain:

junkfoodandband:

dennisbrain:

do not date trumpet players
do not date trumpet players
do not date trumpet players
this has been a PSA

I think youre just salt because we are the best

and here we have exhibit A

I can verify this

Avoid all that trouble date a tuba player

Superb idea!

(via i-speak-band-geek)

precious-potatoes:

An Eb note, a C note, and a G note walk into a bar. The barman says, “Sorry, we don’t serve minors here.”

C sends Eb a dirty look. “I told you to act natural!”

(via i-speak-band-geek)

rococoh:

i love car rides so much that i actually get disappointed when we reach our destination

(via macklemuffin)